Tony’s Tantrum Tonic

submitted by Tony Hale


Drive to your favorite fast food chain. Hit the drive thru. Boldly bypass various “all protein” options and proudly request a candy-filled milkshake and jumbo-sized fries.  Forgo that drive home and park in the first available space.  Fill the car with the music of your choice and settle in.  With your fries in hand and your milk shake securely between your legs…begin.  Find the longest fry in the batch and stab it cleanly into your frosty beverage, piercing the soft, icy heart of your enemies. When your cup resembles a voodoo doll…that’s your cue to consume the contents as voraciously as Voldermort feeds on innocent souls. I GUARANTEE immediate satisfaction, and if it’s short lived, repeat. You’re already there. The drive thru is 24/7.

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